stole from
[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for hurting you (not mention throwing
crushing
kicking

[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[] You have run into a tree/bush.
[ x] You have been called a blonde. (I swear I was born a brunette
.)
TOTAL: 4
[] you know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[x ] You just tried to lick your elbow FOR THE LULZ
[ x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody. (really?! Cool!!)
[ ] You just sang them to make sure. for the heck of it(I kinda forgot how they go)
[] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.
TOTAL: 7
[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still dont get it.
[ ] You type with three fingers or less.
[] You have accidentlly/purposly caught something/many things on fire.
[ ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling
TOTAL: 8
[x] You have fallen asleep in class.
[] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
[x] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[] You are often told to use your inside voice.
TOTAL: 11
[x] You use your fingers to do simple math. (man thats embarrassing)
[x] You have eaten a bug accidentally/on purpose(it wasnt my fault I swear!! )
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didnt realize it.
[x] Youve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.
TOTAL: 16
[ ] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you dont.
[] You break a lot of things.
[x] You tilt your head when youre confused. (sometimes)
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before. (take the teachers advice about sitting in the darn chair right!!!)
[x ] When youre lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.(theres no texture but I still do it!! lol)
[x] The word um is used frequently.
[] You dont know what um means.
[x] You say what and huh a lot.
[x] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.(GASP!!! Howd u know!!??)
TOTAL: 22
NOW, take your total, and multiply it by 4.
GRAND TOTAL: 88%